For Ed Miliband, alien emperor, a guide to family life
A letter to our future ruler, explaining how things operate on Earth
I went to see the sci-fi blockbuster Edge of Tomorrow last week and it had me worrying about alien invasion. You may mock, but surely there’s a reason why Ed Miliband seems so disconnected from human life? I think you know what I’m saying. Therefore I have prepared the following: An Alien’s Guide to Family Life on Earth.
Dear Ed Alien Emperor,