For Ed Miliband, alien emperor, a guide to family life

By: Juliet
On: Friday, 4 July, 2014

A letter to our future ruler, explaining how things operate on Earth

I went to see the sci-fi blockbuster Edge of Tomorrow last week and it had me worrying about alien invasion. You may mock, but surely there’s a reason why Ed Miliband seems so disconnected from human life? I think you know what I’m saying. Therefore I have prepared the following: An Alien’s Guide to Family Life on Earth.

Dear Ed Alien Emperor,

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