The celebrity couple have announced their split online, and it all has something to do with love, forgiveness and an internal cathedral. Whatever that is
Name: Conscious uncoupling.
Age: Recently emerged.
Appearance: Wholeness in separation.
That doesn’t make any sense. You ain’t heard nothing yet, mate.
What is conscious uncoupling? It’s something that Coldplay’s Chris Martin and acting’s Gwyneth Paltrow are trying out just now.
Is it a mediation technique? A new-fangled therapy? It’s more of a divorce.
No! Or at least a separation.